Happy Monday Steel Fans!! We all know that after a fun weekend, Monday mornings could be rough. We don't want to get out of bed early, get ready, and spend our mornings in rush hour traffic. So today we figured we'd help you make your day a little better. What's the easiest way to do that you ask...with jokes of course!! And who tells better jokes than hockey players?! So here are some of the players best jokes they've told throughout the years.
Tim Davison #16
"No jokes, all business."
Chris Dodero #25
"Knock Knock. Who's there?"
Answer: Chuck Nasty
Answer: Chuck Nasty
Thomas Ebbing #10
"I've seen coupons that save more than you."
Bill Eiserman #24
"Fetzer's a good d-man."
Danny Fetzer #26
"Fetzer's a good d-man."
Danny Fetzer #26
"I'm a gowl scorer."
Tyler Heinonen #27
"What do calendars eat?"
Answer: Dates
Tyler Hill #15
Answer: Dates
Tyler Hill #15
"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?"
Answer: Dino-mite
Answer: Dino-mite
Michael Holland #44
"Knock Knock. Who's there?"
Answer: ...
Biagio Lerario #22
Answer: ...
Woody Hudson #20
"Hey guys we should go tanning."
Biagio Lerario #22
"I've told many."
Mackenzie MacEachern #19
"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?"
Answer: Because it's pointless.
Chris Nell #31
Answer: Because it's pointless.
Chris Nell #31
"You can't even pump gus buddy"
Christian Neumann #4
"Cheerleading is a sport."
Charlie O'Connor #21
"Knock Knock. Who's there?"
Answer: Nobody
Answer: Nobody
Ray Pigozzi #23
"OC is the coolest."
Patrick Polino #17
"Knock Knock. Who's there?"
Answer: Don't worry about it.
Answer: Don't worry about it.
Alex Roos #28
"Knock Knock. Who's there?"
Answer: Under beaut
Answer: Under beaut
Alex Sakellaropoulous #1
"Cheerleading is a sport."
Jaccob Slavin #7
"What day is a potato afraid of?"
Answer: FRYday
Landon Smith #12
"A moose walks into the grocery store. He asks the person at the register if they have apples. The person at the register says, 'Yeah we have 3.'"
Answer: FRYday
Landon Smith #12
"A moose walks into the grocery store. He asks the person at the register if they have apples. The person at the register says, 'Yeah we have 3.'"
Drew Smolcynski #18
"What type of music do mummies listen to?"
Answer: Wrap music
Answer: Wrap music
Nolan Valleau #9
"I believe jokes are hurtful so I try not to tell any."
Johnny Wingels #5
"Cheerleading is a sport."
Well we hope that you enjoyed the boys' jokes, and it made your Monday a little more manageable! We'd love to hear some of your favorite jokes! Comment below and we'll post them later this week!
Well we hope that you enjoyed the boys' jokes, and it made your Monday a little more manageable! We'd love to hear some of your favorite jokes! Comment below and we'll post them later this week!
Have a great Monday everyone, and remember to keep laughing!
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